Yo, you straight flipped me now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Umm, how cold, um was it?
*It is cold back east. In New Hampshire people are shaking like Howard Dean without caffeine.

Good news, Howard Dean supporters, today Dean found, and went to, his happy place.

I finally figured out who Howard Dean reminds me of: An over-caffinated Barney Rubble.

Impressed
President Bush has been eerily silent on the Howard Dean Iowa rant. That’s because Bush is somewhat in silent awe of all the states Dean knows.

Nobody likes this joke but me
*In the midst of a nasty divorce, NBA great Julius Irving’s ex-wife released a video of Irving having sex with another woman to the New York Post. Proving, once again, that hell hath no fury like a woman porned.

Guys, for the last time, if you make a video of yourself having sex with a woman besides your wife, please mark the tape “The Three Stooges.” She’ll never watch it.

The name game
*The awards for the worst film performances, the Razzies, have been announced. Or should we call them the “Gigli’s”?

I got twenty on Ben Affleck
*Betting on this Super Bowl is slow due to a lack of excitement. In fact, there’s more betting action in Vegas on who Britney Spears is going to marry next.