Hey baby better light my candle ‘cause honey I’m sure hot to handle now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


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Maybe I am picky, but I have a problem with the two Super Bowl bound teams, the New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers. They are named for places that don’t exist. The only person who has ever been to Carolina is James Taylor and even he could only go there in his mind.

Football teams should be named after tough cities like Pittsburgh and Detroit, not theoretical territories like New England and Carolina. Could you imagine if the Oakland Raiders were the Northern California Raiders? How “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy” is that?


Yum, yum
Jessica Simpson is launching her own line of edible cosmetics. It’s not bad, but I can’t tell if it tastes like chicken or tuna.

You should try Jessica’s Buffalo wing skin cream. It’s made from real Buffalos.

A line of edible cosmetics is an easy sell from Jessica Simpson. Most guys would eat just about anything off of her. But try selling a Rosie O’Donnell line of edible cosmetics. That would have to taste better than Crispy Crème donuts.

Good idea
NASA has announced they are no longer going to service the Hubble Telescope, they will just abandon it and let it fall apart on it’s own. They got the idea from watching Dick Gephardt’s campaign.