Oh yeah, we bangin’ the jokes now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Just want you to know I am not the least bit proud of this one
*Michael Jackson got yelled at by the judge for being 20 minutes late to court. Jackson explained he drove up from L.A. and was late because he couldn’t get off the 10. Or was he 9?
A big help
*President Bush said he wants us to go to Mars. Bush thinks it would be a big help in discovering a cure for that nasty illness that was going around Asia, the Mars virus.
A show of respect
*President Bush placed a wreath on the Atlanta grave of Martin Luther King. Bush said he was honored to do it, it’s important to respect all British Royalty, living or not.
The straight critics are raving. All three of them.
*Showtime’s “The L-Word” debuts Sunday night. “The L-Word” is a sexy lesbian version of “Sex in the City.” Supposedly it’s good. Roger Ebert gave it two palms up.
“The L-Word” is good, I give it five knuckles, I mean, five stars.
Amazing
*On Tuesday, the Kansas City Chiefs defensive coordinator, Greg Robinson, resigned. I am shocked, I am amazed. I cannot believe the Kansas City Chiefs had a defensive coordinator.
Really?
*You won’t believe what the Mars rover discovered today. Get this: the Mars rover accidentally fell into an old Saddam Hussein spider hole.
The Donald’s duck
*Did you know that “The Apprentice” star and near-billionaire Donald Trump –the year after September 11th -- only gave $287,000 to charity in 2002? Trump spends more than that on hair spray.
Trump only gave $287,000 to charity in 2002. Trump spends more than that grooming just one of his eyebrows.
Have you seen “The Apprentice”? What is the deal with Donald Trump’s expression? The scowl? Trump always looks like he is in the middle of an usually uncomfortable prostate exam.
Hee heeeee
*Did you see the picture of Michael Jackson arriving at court today? Since when did he start wearing Marilyn Quayle’s old wig?
When Michael Jackson arrived at court, he got yelled at by the judge for being late and also for ripping off Laura Petrie’s flipped-end hairdo.
Just want you to know I am not the least bit proud of this one
*Michael Jackson got yelled at by the judge for being 20 minutes late to court. Jackson explained he drove up from L.A. and was late because he couldn’t get off the 10. Or was he 9?
A big help
*President Bush said he wants us to go to Mars. Bush thinks it would be a big help in discovering a cure for that nasty illness that was going around Asia, the Mars virus.
A show of respect
*President Bush placed a wreath on the Atlanta grave of Martin Luther King. Bush said he was honored to do it, it’s important to respect all British Royalty, living or not.
The straight critics are raving. All three of them.
*Showtime’s “The L-Word” debuts Sunday night. “The L-Word” is a sexy lesbian version of “Sex in the City.” Supposedly it’s good. Roger Ebert gave it two palms up.
“The L-Word” is good, I give it five knuckles, I mean, five stars.
Amazing
*On Tuesday, the Kansas City Chiefs defensive coordinator, Greg Robinson, resigned. I am shocked, I am amazed. I cannot believe the Kansas City Chiefs had a defensive coordinator.
Really?
*You won’t believe what the Mars rover discovered today. Get this: the Mars rover accidentally fell into an old Saddam Hussein spider hole.
The Donald’s duck
*Did you know that “The Apprentice” star and near-billionaire Donald Trump –the year after September 11th -- only gave $287,000 to charity in 2002? Trump spends more than that on hair spray.
Trump only gave $287,000 to charity in 2002. Trump spends more than that grooming just one of his eyebrows.
Have you seen “The Apprentice”? What is the deal with Donald Trump’s expression? The scowl? Trump always looks like he is in the middle of an usually uncomfortable prostate exam.
Hee heeeee
*Did you see the picture of Michael Jackson arriving at court today? Since when did he start wearing Marilyn Quayle’s old wig?
When Michael Jackson arrived at court, he got yelled at by the judge for being late and also for ripping off Laura Petrie’s flipped-end hairdo.
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