We gonna play them all silly, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
I’ll have what he’s having
This morning there are millions of 41-year-old men asking themselves the same question: Where can I get my hands on a box of Flutie flakes?
For almost twenty years, for five teams in Canada and the U.S., Doug Flutie has pulled-out amazing performances. In fact, the only person who has had more amazing performances in more cities for longer than Flutie is Cher’s makeup artist.
How about Doug Flutie? He pulled off an amazing feat; he made himself twenty years younger, and his coach Marty Schottenheimer twenty I.Q. points smarter.
And possibly “Brandy”
The Hungarian ambassador to the U.N., Andras Simonyi, claims rock and roll played a big part in Hungarian baby boomers resolve to bring down communist rule. With the notable exceptions of Paul McCartney’s “Silly Love Songs” which briefly revived interest in communist censoring.
Neener
Former Vice President Al Gore accused President Bush of using the war against terrorism as a pretext to consolidate power. In response, Bush accused Gore, when he had that gray beard, of
looking like Yassar Arafat.
And cue the Ditz
Jessica Simpson has inked deal with ABC to star in a scripted comedy series project for the fall 2004. The problem? Between now and then, somebody better teach Jessica how to read a script.
Jessica Simpson has inked deal with ABC to star in a scripted comedy series project for the fall 2004. When told she would be getting her own sitcom, Jessica said; “My own sitcom? Oh goodie, I’ve always wanted to learn how to use a computer.”
Kids these days
Miami’s tight end Kellen Winslow Jr already has surpassed his Hall of Fame tight end Father in at least one category: Phony contrite public apologies after moronic statements to the press.
Next stop, Jessica Simpson
Now that Super Bowl Champ Tampa Bay Buccaneer are 4-5, nobody mentions how much of a genius coach Jon Gruden is anymore. In fact, since the Bucs slipped below .500%, Gruden’s I.Q. has dropped faster than Ozzie Osbourne’s following the after-tour party.
Magical stuff
WD 40 has turned 50. If it wasn’t for WD-40, bicycle chains would rust, doors would squeak and Al Gore couldn’t go out in the rain.
If it wasn’t for WD-40 and duct tape, most guys couldn’t fix anything and Liza Minellie and David Gest could never have consummated their marriage.
I’ll have what he’s having
This morning there are millions of 41-year-old men asking themselves the same question: Where can I get my hands on a box of Flutie flakes?
For almost twenty years, for five teams in Canada and the U.S., Doug Flutie has pulled-out amazing performances. In fact, the only person who has had more amazing performances in more cities for longer than Flutie is Cher’s makeup artist.
How about Doug Flutie? He pulled off an amazing feat; he made himself twenty years younger, and his coach Marty Schottenheimer twenty I.Q. points smarter.
And possibly “Brandy”
The Hungarian ambassador to the U.N., Andras Simonyi, claims rock and roll played a big part in Hungarian baby boomers resolve to bring down communist rule. With the notable exceptions of Paul McCartney’s “Silly Love Songs” which briefly revived interest in communist censoring.
Neener
Former Vice President Al Gore accused President Bush of using the war against terrorism as a pretext to consolidate power. In response, Bush accused Gore, when he had that gray beard, of
looking like Yassar Arafat.
And cue the Ditz
Jessica Simpson has inked deal with ABC to star in a scripted comedy series project for the fall 2004. The problem? Between now and then, somebody better teach Jessica how to read a script.
Jessica Simpson has inked deal with ABC to star in a scripted comedy series project for the fall 2004. When told she would be getting her own sitcom, Jessica said; “My own sitcom? Oh goodie, I’ve always wanted to learn how to use a computer.”
Kids these days
Miami’s tight end Kellen Winslow Jr already has surpassed his Hall of Fame tight end Father in at least one category: Phony contrite public apologies after moronic statements to the press.
Next stop, Jessica Simpson
Now that Super Bowl Champ Tampa Bay Buccaneer are 4-5, nobody mentions how much of a genius coach Jon Gruden is anymore. In fact, since the Bucs slipped below .500%, Gruden’s I.Q. has dropped faster than Ozzie Osbourne’s following the after-tour party.
Magical stuff
WD 40 has turned 50. If it wasn’t for WD-40, bicycle chains would rust, doors would squeak and Al Gore couldn’t go out in the rain.
If it wasn’t for WD-40 and duct tape, most guys couldn’t fix anything and Liza Minellie and David Gest could never have consummated their marriage.
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