It’s your thang. Dowhatchyawannado, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
(P.S. One summer I went to Camp Dowatchyawannado in Wisconsin. I made a cool wallet and lanyard)
It's that good
*Britney Spears album “In the Zone” is getting good reviews. Madonna gave it two tongues up.
Cue the moron
*Jessica Simpson has inked a deal with ABC to star in a scripted comedy series. When told she was going to get her own sitcom, Jessica said; “Oh goody, can I get a convertible Sitcom?”
I think the name of Jessica Simpson’s sitcom is “Everybody Loves Airhead.”
It’s official, Jessica put down her X and everything.
You go, girlfriend
The Rosie O’Donnell trial is winding down. Some interesting juicy gossip has emerged from this trial. For example, you know that Ellen DeGeneris? Just a big, flirty, tease.
When it comes to the winner of this lawsuit, don’t ever bet against Rosie O’Donnell. I learned that lesson at Rosie’s Steel Cage Lesbian Death Match against Chastity Bono.
Chicago Beers
*Former Chicago Bears Super Bowl winning quarterback Jim McMahon was arrested in Florida for drunk driving with over three times the legal blood alcohol limit. Three times the legal limit. That’s almost drunk enough to be able to sit through an entire Bears game.
Police became suspicious when they noticed that McMahon’s white headband held a flask.
No former Chicago Bear should ever drink that much. Now, a current Chicago Bear? Well, that would be understandable, they need to drown their sorrows.
None
*The Supreme Court is going to decide if the Al Queda and Taliban terrorists held at camp X-Ray, are entitled to a court appeal. I’m confident that the Supreme Court will find, like anyone who has been around them, that these terrorists have absolutely no appeal whatsoever.
All hype
*Philadelphia Eagles were led by Donovan McNabb in a last-minute 17-14 come-from-behind win over Green Bay, Monday night. Sadly, the win might not count because, as Rush Limbaugh pointed out, McNabb is overrated by the media, so ABC might have simply exaggerated the comeback.
Like a tuna failing swim class
Banned Ohio State running back great Maurice Clarett is reportedly failing his Physical Education class. How is that possible? That’s like Bill Gates getting caught cheating on his taxes.
(P.S. One summer I went to Camp Dowatchyawannado in Wisconsin. I made a cool wallet and lanyard)
It's that good
*Britney Spears album “In the Zone” is getting good reviews. Madonna gave it two tongues up.
Cue the moron
*Jessica Simpson has inked a deal with ABC to star in a scripted comedy series. When told she was going to get her own sitcom, Jessica said; “Oh goody, can I get a convertible Sitcom?”
I think the name of Jessica Simpson’s sitcom is “Everybody Loves Airhead.”
It’s official, Jessica put down her X and everything.
You go, girlfriend
The Rosie O’Donnell trial is winding down. Some interesting juicy gossip has emerged from this trial. For example, you know that Ellen DeGeneris? Just a big, flirty, tease.
When it comes to the winner of this lawsuit, don’t ever bet against Rosie O’Donnell. I learned that lesson at Rosie’s Steel Cage Lesbian Death Match against Chastity Bono.
Chicago Beers
*Former Chicago Bears Super Bowl winning quarterback Jim McMahon was arrested in Florida for drunk driving with over three times the legal blood alcohol limit. Three times the legal limit. That’s almost drunk enough to be able to sit through an entire Bears game.
Police became suspicious when they noticed that McMahon’s white headband held a flask.
No former Chicago Bear should ever drink that much. Now, a current Chicago Bear? Well, that would be understandable, they need to drown their sorrows.
None
*The Supreme Court is going to decide if the Al Queda and Taliban terrorists held at camp X-Ray, are entitled to a court appeal. I’m confident that the Supreme Court will find, like anyone who has been around them, that these terrorists have absolutely no appeal whatsoever.
All hype
*Philadelphia Eagles were led by Donovan McNabb in a last-minute 17-14 come-from-behind win over Green Bay, Monday night. Sadly, the win might not count because, as Rush Limbaugh pointed out, McNabb is overrated by the media, so ABC might have simply exaggerated the comeback.
Like a tuna failing swim class
Banned Ohio State running back great Maurice Clarett is reportedly failing his Physical Education class. How is that possible? That’s like Bill Gates getting caught cheating on his taxes.
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