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Ahhhnold
Well, it’s official, we received our sample ballot for the recall election. It listed Arnold Schwarzenegger as Actor/Businessman. Does that mean he isn’t really a businessman either?

Say it ain’t so
The headline read “Abbas threatens to quit.” I was horrified. But then I found out they meant the Palestinian prime minister, not the Swedish pop band. That was a close one.

Lance and his pants
Sadly, it is official. After trying to reconcile, Lance Armstrong and his wife have filed for divorce. The reason? Rumor has it Lance was pedaling up someone else’s Alps.
The reason? Let’s just say another woman was shifting Lance’s gears.
Let’s just say that his bicycle wasn’t the only thing Lance was riding out of the house.