Thursday, August 21, 2003

What it is, what it was, what it shall be, Torn Slattern and Nugget Ranchers

Could this guy have any other name? Seriously, try to picture Schwarzenegger as Harold. Doesn’t quite work, does it?

Has anyone else noticed that when Arnold says California, it sounds like he’s saying Cauliflower? Can you imagine how much Arnold is going to butcher the word Gubernatorial?

When Arnold does try to say Gubernatorial, my guess is that it comes out something like Gewie-Burner-Nut-Oreo-ale.

I can’t wait for California Governor candidates Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arianna Huffington’s debate. They will sound like Natasha and Boris from “Rocky and Bullwinkle.”

You can check out any time you want . . .

The most sought after hotel room in the country? Kobe Bryant’s infamous Colorado suite where the alleged sexual assault took place. It is expensive to stay there. It’s not just that the room price is too high, but, after you stay, you have to spend millions on a diamond for your wife.

I may have mentioned this before
The Chicago Bear Super bowl champ coach and pitchman for Consort hair spray for men, Mike Ditka, well, let’s say his hair isn’t going to be the only thing that’s going to be a little stiffer. Ditka is the spokesperson for Levitra, the new Viagra. This Levitra stuff supposedly works. Let’s just say Ditka’s wife hasn’t started calling him Iron Mike again for nothing.