It's a C thang, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Trust me on this
Saturday was Summer solstice, the longest day of the year. Unless you are married and forget an anniversary, then that becomes the longest day of the year.
Good question
The number one movie is "The Hulk." The thing about the Hulk that nobody can understand is that, after he becomes so huge, how come his pants still fit? It’s the same question that applies to Anna Nicole Smith’s bra.
Which we won’t put up with
Rice defeated Stanford 14-2 in the College World Series in the battle of the high SAT scores. These guys are so smart, when the ump says; “You’re out,” they correct him to not end a sentence with a preposition.
Well, it’s gone anyway
The good news is that the SARS virus threat is just about over in the U.S. The bad news is that, depending on where you live, SARS was either burned-out or flooded away.
She Loves Geraldo Like a Rock
Congrats to our good friend Geraldo Rivera. He got engaged. He gave his fiancée, Erica Levy, a six-carat diamond ring. Six-carats. It’s even bigger than Geraldo’s nose. That works out to about one-carat for every ex-wife. Gosh, that’s a big ring. What could he possibly be compensating for?
Not that there is anything wrong with it
How many of you stood in a long line to watch “The Hulk?” How many stood in a long line to buy the Harry Potter book? What did the rest of you folks who aren’t dorks do yesterday?
The Whatever Bowl
Yesterday was the Arena Football League championship game and, like the Super Bowl, Tampa Bay won. Sorry for all of you who taped it. This can be a rough time for sports fans; that horrible void when Arena Football Ends and before the All Star baseball game begins.
That’s a lot of wax
Before Madam Tussaud’s wax museum got permission to display their Jennifer Lopez replica, J. Lo made them shave off wax from the butt. It wasn’t a total waste, they used the left over butt wax to make the boy band ‘N Sync.
Oh, that explains it
People magazine has published their issue featuring the 25 sexiest bachelors. Bill Clinton was upset he wasn’t on the list until they reminded him that he is technically still married.
Trust me on this
Saturday was Summer solstice, the longest day of the year. Unless you are married and forget an anniversary, then that becomes the longest day of the year.
Good question
The number one movie is "The Hulk." The thing about the Hulk that nobody can understand is that, after he becomes so huge, how come his pants still fit? It’s the same question that applies to Anna Nicole Smith’s bra.
Which we won’t put up with
Rice defeated Stanford 14-2 in the College World Series in the battle of the high SAT scores. These guys are so smart, when the ump says; “You’re out,” they correct him to not end a sentence with a preposition.
Well, it’s gone anyway
The good news is that the SARS virus threat is just about over in the U.S. The bad news is that, depending on where you live, SARS was either burned-out or flooded away.
She Loves Geraldo Like a Rock
Congrats to our good friend Geraldo Rivera. He got engaged. He gave his fiancée, Erica Levy, a six-carat diamond ring. Six-carats. It’s even bigger than Geraldo’s nose. That works out to about one-carat for every ex-wife. Gosh, that’s a big ring. What could he possibly be compensating for?
Not that there is anything wrong with it
How many of you stood in a long line to watch “The Hulk?” How many stood in a long line to buy the Harry Potter book? What did the rest of you folks who aren’t dorks do yesterday?
The Whatever Bowl
Yesterday was the Arena Football League championship game and, like the Super Bowl, Tampa Bay won. Sorry for all of you who taped it. This can be a rough time for sports fans; that horrible void when Arena Football Ends and before the All Star baseball game begins.
That’s a lot of wax
Before Madam Tussaud’s wax museum got permission to display their Jennifer Lopez replica, J. Lo made them shave off wax from the butt. It wasn’t a total waste, they used the left over butt wax to make the boy band ‘N Sync.
Oh, that explains it
People magazine has published their issue featuring the 25 sexiest bachelors. Bill Clinton was upset he wasn’t on the list until they reminded him that he is technically still married.
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