Croatia versus England will be exciting. It is where they film "Game of Thrones" against where they film "Game of Thrones."
What's the big deal about Stephen Miller? I once threw $80 of sushi away. No, wait, that was $8 of slushies.
Throwing $80 worth of sushi away in a hissy fit from an insult is the most Stephen Miller thing Stephen Miller has done in a long-ass time.
Sarah Palin said she was tricked into an interview with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. To be fair, tricking Sarah Palin is about as hard as seeing Russia from her house.
Sarah Palin said she was tricked into an interview with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. What really upset her is Cohen also got Bristol Palin pregnant again.
France defeated Belgium 1-0 to go to the finals. In the end, as awesome as waffles and chocolate are, they're no match for wine and cheese.
He's OK, but George Clooney on his motorcycle hit a car at 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he flew 20 feet in the air. Clooney said it was the worst experience he has had since he read the reviews for "Batman and Robin."
It is Cow Appreciation Day. Or as they call that in Wisconsin: Date Night.
In Utah, a teacher was caught selling meth from her car. That is shocking. A teacher could afford a car?
He’s OK, but George Clooney's motorcycle hit a car at 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he flew 20 feet. George described the incident as just as terrifying as the time he dated a woman his age.
France beat Belgium on a corner kick. When there is a set-piece goal, you can almost hear Alexi Lalas pumping the Jergens lotion bottle.
In Utah, a teacher was caught selling meth from her car. The thing about buying meth from a teacher is, if you do not do it right the first time, they make you do it again.
Belgium is playing France in the semi-finals. This game it will be harder to score than a guy who drives a Prius with a Kardashian.
In Utah, a teacher was caught selling meth from her car. Asked to comment, the teacher said, "If you can come up with a better way to keep students awake in Art History, I am all ears."
Porn sites are reporting far less traffic during the World Cup. It seems guys just cannot get in the mood for porn when they constantly hear the word flopping.
A Thai Cave Rescue is like any other cave rescue except with egg noodles and a lot more spice.
George Clooney's motorcycle crash in Italy was serious. He hit the car going 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he was hurled 20 feet. Clooney said the experience was still preferable to dating a woman his age.
Donald Trump said his meeting with Vladimir Putin will be the easiest of all the European leaders. Well, sure, all Trump has to do is fill out his employee satisfaction survey.
The good news is 12 boys and their coach are out of the cave in Thailand. All that is left is for Donald Trump to tweet how their getting trapped was Hillary Clinton's fault.
It is great they got all 12 boys out of the cave in Thailand, although I cannot say I approve of their method: telling the boys Selena Gomez was waiting for them at the entrance.
It is hot DC. Donald Trump talked to Melania about Stormy Daniels just for the icy stare.
He’s OK, but George Clooney's motorcycle crash in Italy was serious. He hit the car going 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he was hurled 20 feet.
IHOP changed their name to International House of Burgers, has gone back to IHOP. Now they are IHOPQ, for questioning.
It is hot in LA, Harvey Weinstein went to a #MeToo meeting just to get the cold shoulder.
He’s OK, but George Clooney was slightly injured in a minor motorcycle accident in Italy. So for two hours, you had it better than George Clooney.
It is so hot in LA, there are reports of people going to see the John Travolta movie, "Gotti," just for the air conditioning.
The 12 soccer players and their coach are free. It was a scary swim. Being soccer players, they were not allowed to use their hands.
It has been so hot in LA, Roseanne Barr went over to Will Smith's house just to get the cold shoulder.
Since you asked:
Well into my eye-guzzling session of “Glow.” Very good. Marc Maron is awesome as the burned-out, coked-up, bitter director. Everyone is good, especially Allison Brie. Big fan of the Allison Brie from her “Funny or Die” pieces. Especially the one with “Bad Dog.” And her boyfriend Dave Franco and Olivia Munn. "What can brown do for you?"
Love the Hollywood trend of Hollywood playing Hollywood. “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” to “Nobodies,” to "Maron," to “You’re the Worst,” to “Love,” to “Barry.” And "Glow."
Nothing makes actors happier than playing themselves as actors. Especially if they’re now-rich actors playing themselves as then-broke actors.
It is remarkable how many actors from all of these shows pop up in all of these shows. And many from “Funny or Die” clips.
Big shot Hollywood actors, like Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Melissa McCarthy in “Nobodies,” can be great sports about making fun of themselves as long as everyone understands they are being great sports about making fun of themselves.
So bummed "Nobodies" did not get picked up for season three. It is every bit as good as "Barry," but nobody gets shot. That is probably what killed it.
What's the big deal about Stephen Miller? I once threw $80 of sushi away. No, wait, that was $8 of slushies.
Throwing $80 worth of sushi away in a hissy fit from an insult is the most Stephen Miller thing Stephen Miller has done in a long-ass time.
Sarah Palin said she was tricked into an interview with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. To be fair, tricking Sarah Palin is about as hard as seeing Russia from her house.
Sarah Palin said she was tricked into an interview with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. What really upset her is Cohen also got Bristol Palin pregnant again.
France defeated Belgium 1-0 to go to the finals. In the end, as awesome as waffles and chocolate are, they're no match for wine and cheese.
He's OK, but George Clooney on his motorcycle hit a car at 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he flew 20 feet in the air. Clooney said it was the worst experience he has had since he read the reviews for "Batman and Robin."
It is Cow Appreciation Day. Or as they call that in Wisconsin: Date Night.
In Utah, a teacher was caught selling meth from her car. That is shocking. A teacher could afford a car?
He’s OK, but George Clooney's motorcycle hit a car at 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he flew 20 feet. George described the incident as just as terrifying as the time he dated a woman his age.
France beat Belgium on a corner kick. When there is a set-piece goal, you can almost hear Alexi Lalas pumping the Jergens lotion bottle.
In Utah, a teacher was caught selling meth from her car. The thing about buying meth from a teacher is, if you do not do it right the first time, they make you do it again.
Belgium is playing France in the semi-finals. This game it will be harder to score than a guy who drives a Prius with a Kardashian.
In Utah, a teacher was caught selling meth from her car. Asked to comment, the teacher said, "If you can come up with a better way to keep students awake in Art History, I am all ears."
Porn sites are reporting far less traffic during the World Cup. It seems guys just cannot get in the mood for porn when they constantly hear the word flopping.
A Thai Cave Rescue is like any other cave rescue except with egg noodles and a lot more spice.
George Clooney's motorcycle crash in Italy was serious. He hit the car going 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he was hurled 20 feet. Clooney said the experience was still preferable to dating a woman his age.
Donald Trump said his meeting with Vladimir Putin will be the easiest of all the European leaders. Well, sure, all Trump has to do is fill out his employee satisfaction survey.
The good news is 12 boys and their coach are out of the cave in Thailand. All that is left is for Donald Trump to tweet how their getting trapped was Hillary Clinton's fault.
It is great they got all 12 boys out of the cave in Thailand, although I cannot say I approve of their method: telling the boys Selena Gomez was waiting for them at the entrance.
It is hot DC. Donald Trump talked to Melania about Stormy Daniels just for the icy stare.
He’s OK, but George Clooney's motorcycle crash in Italy was serious. He hit the car going 60, his helmet cracked the windshield and he was hurled 20 feet.
IHOP changed their name to International House of Burgers, has gone back to IHOP. Now they are IHOPQ, for questioning.
It is hot in LA, Harvey Weinstein went to a #MeToo meeting just to get the cold shoulder.
He’s OK, but George Clooney was slightly injured in a minor motorcycle accident in Italy. So for two hours, you had it better than George Clooney.
It is so hot in LA, there are reports of people going to see the John Travolta movie, "Gotti," just for the air conditioning.
The 12 soccer players and their coach are free. It was a scary swim. Being soccer players, they were not allowed to use their hands.
It has been so hot in LA, Roseanne Barr went over to Will Smith's house just to get the cold shoulder.
Since you asked:
Well into my eye-guzzling session of “Glow.” Very good. Marc Maron is awesome as the burned-out, coked-up, bitter director. Everyone is good, especially Allison Brie. Big fan of the Allison Brie from her “Funny or Die” pieces. Especially the one with “Bad Dog.” And her boyfriend Dave Franco and Olivia Munn. "What can brown do for you?"
Love the Hollywood trend of Hollywood playing Hollywood. “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” to “Nobodies,” to "Maron," to “You’re the Worst,” to “Love,” to “Barry.” And "Glow."
Nothing makes actors happier than playing themselves as actors. Especially if they’re now-rich actors playing themselves as then-broke actors.
It is remarkable how many actors from all of these shows pop up in all of these shows. And many from “Funny or Die” clips.
Big shot Hollywood actors, like Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Melissa McCarthy in “Nobodies,” can be great sports about making fun of themselves as long as everyone understands they are being great sports about making fun of themselves.
So bummed "Nobodies" did not get picked up for season three. It is every bit as good as "Barry," but nobody gets shot. That is probably what killed it.
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