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A study claims drinking 7 cups of coffee a day decreases your chances of dying by 16%. Makes sense. Active shooters don't usually check the bathrooms.








It's that time of year when Ed. Sec. Betsy DeVos says, 

"Wow, the Fourth of July came early this year."




More sexual assault charges have been brought against both Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein. Once again begging the question: how does Hollywood have enough time to make a movie?






Joey Chestnut is once again the favorite to win the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. This guy goes through more wieners than a Kardashian at the Grammys  








In Australia, a video shows a woman getting her finger bitten while feeding a shark. She is fine, but I think we all learned something: sharks do not need help being fed.






Since you asked:


CNN stands for Commercial Needless Nightmares. 

CNN’s commercials are a nightmare. How can CNN be so obviously deeply concerned about the quality of their content and not give a flying hump at a rolling donut about the overall viewing experience of their viewers? Some of their shows are 30% commercials so that means 30% of their show sucks.

And they pay top dollar to have top broadcasters like Wolf Blitzer and Jake Tapper and Don Lemon.  

Their daytime commercials are all about getting cancer and not being able to afford to get it. Clearly, CNN just gives their commercial time to the top payer. And during one of my favorite shows, Anthony Bourdain (RIP) “Parts Unknown” they will repeat a commercial about a CNN show three times in a row. 

Maybe make a little less money and show a commercial that is actually watchable. Take into consideration the entire viewing experience from beginning to end. It reminds me of when you buy a product that has impossible-to-open packaging. It's as if the manufacturer is right there telling you,

“We have your money, we don’t care how annoying it is.”  






It happened again. This time over 700 hits on this blog from France. Can someone please explain why this blog is playing so well in France? Please email me and tell me.

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