Monday, July 09, 2018

This just in:

The total is eight boys freed from the Thailand cave, four more to go. People have not been this relieved to see little boys escape since a judge ordered Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch closed.

This also just in, but not as just in as the first one:

Donald Trump will meet Vladimir Putin in Finland in July. Or as Putin is calling it: an employer-employee team-building retreat.