Tuesday, October 24, 2017


Amazon mistakenly delivered 65 pounds of marijuana to a Florida couple. The Florida couple was furious. They ordered meth.


Amazon mistakenly delivered 65 pounds of marijuana to a Florida couple. The Florida couple has vowed to send back the 50 pounds as soon as they can find a 40-pound box that will hold all 30 pounds of the 20 pounds. 



A woman in her 40’s was arrested for trespassing on Justin Bieber’s property. For the love of god, Melania Trump, get some help.



Harvey Weinstein’s employees are breaking their NDA’s, Non-disclosure agreements. Of course, when your boss gets his DNA all over the NDA, it should be invalid.



New York City has banned vaping in restaurants and bars. Except for the bar Douche Drop In. 



Amazon mistakenly delivered 65 pounds of marijuana to a Florida couple. “We have no idea how Amazon made such a mistake,” said Betty Snoop and her fiance, Wally Dogg.



Amazon mistakenly delivered 65 pounds of marijuana to a Florida couple. Or as Snoop Dogg calls 65 pounds of week, Wednesday’s stash.



Kid Rock announced he is not running for the Senate. Apparently, Rock found out in the Senate they don’t have groupies and free drugs.


It will be 100 at the World Series. Fans will be sweating like Harvey Weinstein hiring a new secretary.



The NFL upheld its one-game suspension of Oakland Raiders’ Marshawn Lynch for shoving a referee. If Marshawn wanted to play, he should have beaten up his girlfriend like Ezekiel Elliott.