Kim Jong Un is building a Trump-like Mar-a-Lago resort in North Korea. That is so cute. He thinks he’s going to live long enough to also rip off his tax payers.

Actresses claim Harvey Weinstein forced them to wear his wife, Georgina’s, line of Marchesa dresses at red carpet events. This makes Weinstein the first man to harass women both in and out of their clothes.

Fires in the wine country have been catastrophic, but the wineries are resourceful. They’re already advertising their new barbecue-flavored Merlot.

Fires in the wine country have been catastrophic, but the wineries are resourceful. They’re already advertising their bottles of red wine reduction sauce.

In a speech, Donald Trump referred to the President of the Virgin Islands. Trump is the president of the Virgin Islands. Trump thinks he is the covfefe of the Virgin Islands.

In a speech, Donald Trump referred to the President of the Virgin Islands. Trump is the president of the Virgin Islands. Trump is also the president of Nambia.

A story on a video said a Carolina Panther fan sucker-punched “an old man” at the game. The man was 62. Kevin Costner is 62. Denzel Washington is 62. Bruce Willis is 62. Mike Huckabee is, OK, I should have stopped there.