Craaaaaazy crazy cray-cray, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



Southwest Airlines had their first all-female flight crew. And what was weird is they got lost and refused to ask for directions.


In the Cleveland Cavaliers’ opening game, LeBron James’s jersey, split in the back down the middle. Apparently they borrowed the Cleveland Brown’s seamstress. 


Three cars in Kim Kardashian’s driveway were burglarized. Ironically, they took all the junk out of Kim’s trunk.


The Weinstein Co. will have to pick a new name. Bed, Bath and Beyond Deplorable.



The LAPD is going to investigate a rape charge against Harvey Weinstein. Just as soon as they get over the shock of such a surprising accusation.

Since you asked:

Comedy lesson #32. Just add, "That's what she said." Let's try it. 

"You're a vile rapist." 

"That's what she said." 

Wait. It didn't work.