On a Jet Blue flight from New York to Hawaii, a passenger was kicked off for harassing Ivanka Trump. That is shocking. Ivanka was on a Jet Blue flight? 

(Extremely obvious joke. Will be duplicated) 

Blind Italian tenor, Andrea Bocelli, has backed out of performing at Donald Trump’s Inauguration. It wasn’t fair how Trump got Bocelli to say yes in the first place. Trump told Bocelli he was President Obama. 

In Georgia, former Atlanta Falcon, Jamal Anderson, is in jail after exposing himself to a gas station clerk. Jamal claims he has PTSD, which in his case stand for Penis Typically Shown Daily. 



Tom Arnold, claims he has tape of Donald Trump saying the worst words imaginable. So apparently Trump says, "Tom Arnold is a good actor."