"Unpresidented? Jesus, Donald, how can you be such a douse-bag?"


The inventor of the anti-choking Heimlich maneuver, Henry Heimlich, passed at 96. Sadly he died before he could help any of the Cleveland Browns.

Don’t confuse the Heimlich maneuver to the Hind-lick maneuver, that is what Chris Christie uses on Donald Trump.



Donald Trump met with ex-NFL players Jim Brown and Ray Lewis. Between the three of them there are ten sexual harassment charges, six domestic violence investigations, two murder charges . . .  and a partridge in a pear tree.