(Alternative title: Row-Row Gets Some Lovies
Too)
Facebook announced they will attempt to stop fake news on their social media site. In addition, Facebook said Hillary Clinton received millions of dollars in donations from ISIS. Oh, shoot.
Cornell scientists have developed a soft, warm and sensitive robot hand. This just in: Cornell scientists need to get on Tinder.
A NASA scientist, Dr. Joseph Nuth, said earth is overdue for an annihilating asteroid. In addition, Nuth makes balloon animals and paints faces for anyone who wants to hire him for your child’s birthday party.
Trump advisor, Roger Stone, says Donald Trump dangled the Sec. of State job to torture Mitt Romney. Just one more example of white billionaire on white billionaire crime.
It is the sixth year anniversary of Russia opening the melted-down Chernobyl nuclear plant to the public. Igor, the caretaker, gives it three thumbs up.
It is the sixth year anniversary of Russia opening the Chernobyl Nuclear meltdown plant to the public. Igor, the caretaker, keeps a close three-eyes on the place.
A NASA scientist, Dr. Joseph Nuth, said earth is overdue for an annihilating asteroid. Donald Trump has just named Nuth Sec. of Optimism.
It is the sixth year anniversary of Russia opening the melted-down Chernobyl nuclear plant to the public. Yelp gives it four stars that glow in the dark.
Since you asked:
All this hand-wringing about the Chargers’ billionaire selfish a-hole, Spanos, quitting and taking his toy North. Am I the only one who has noticed that the Rams have already pooped the “Another team moving to Los Angeles” bed?
The Rams could not have started out better in Shakey Town with tickets selling out if five seconds and a cool HBO “Hard Knocks” episode with a lovably cooky lineman who does not believe in dinosaurs. Since then the Rams have almost become as extinct as dinosaurs.
Personally, I am old school NFL. It is great the Rams are back in Los Angeles. It would be fine with me if the Cardinals moved back to St. Louis.
But in my opinion, not only would the Chargers fail in Los Angeles, the Ram are failing. (Although they probably will be OK) Moving the Chargers to LA would be a colossal failure.
But then I am the guy who predicted Madonna and Rap would never last.
Now, I am aware that I have poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-pooed the NFL due the their endless commercials, injuries, time outs, and penalties. And their wildly unfair pay scales giving $40 million to owner-fluffer (it’s a porn job) Roger Goodall and nothing to cheerleaders.
But….
There have been some damn good and exciting games lately.
Since you asked:
All this hand-wringing about the Chargers’ billionaire selfish a-hole, Spanos, quitting and taking his toy North. Am I the only one who has noticed that the Rams have already pooped the “Another team moving to Los Angeles” bed?
The Rams could not have started out better in Shakey Town with tickets selling out if five seconds and a cool HBO “Hard Knocks” episode with a lovably cooky lineman who does not believe in dinosaurs. Since then the Rams have almost become as extinct as dinosaurs.
Personally, I am old school NFL. It is great the Rams are back in Los Angeles. It would be fine with me if the Cardinals moved back to St. Louis.
But in my opinion, not only would the Chargers fail in Los Angeles, the Ram are failing. (Although they probably will be OK) Moving the Chargers to LA would be a colossal failure.
But then I am the guy who predicted Madonna and Rap would never last.
Now, I am aware that I have poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-pooed the NFL due the their endless commercials, injuries, time outs, and penalties. And their wildly unfair pay scales giving $40 million to owner-fluffer (it’s a porn job) Roger Goodall and nothing to cheerleaders.
But….
There have been some damn good and exciting games lately.
posted by Alex at
12:10 PM
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