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A NASA scientist, Dr. Joseph Nuth, said earth is overdue for an annihilating asteroid. And, yes, folks, Dr. Nuth is available for Bar Mitzvahs and birthday parties.

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A NASA scientist, Dr. Joseph Nuth, said earth is overdue for an annihilating asteroid. Here's the good news, ladies. He’s single.

Nuth is a German word meaning: life of the party.