Steroid cheat and whistle-blower, Jose Canseco, tweeted he wants to be Federal Reserve Chairman. Canseco just cannot put his finger on the reason why. 

I’m just afraid becoming fed chairman would give Jose a big head.


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A newly blond Kanye West met with Donald Trump today. This should be a true meeting of the manes. 

There was a truly awkward moment when Kanye said, “This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to tap a huge ass.”