It is the two-year anniversary of when the guy who played Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” Dustin Diamond, stabbed a guy in an Arizona bar and went to prison. Dustin now goes by his prison name, Doris Diamond.
Kim Kardashian wore a lip ring to Kris Jenner’s Christmas party. There was an embarrassing moment when Kanye West walked in and asked, “Anyone seen my penis ring?”
Not to say the band list for the Inauguration is weak. But on the list is my old Eagles cover band, Motel 6 California.
So the first king shows up to Jesus's manger with gold, the other king whispers to the other, "Just grab something from the spice rack."
They weren't called wise men for nothing.