Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Paris police have no leads on Kim Kardashian’s thieves. The only good news is Caitlyn Jenner still has her family jewels. 

I’m having a rough week. My Samsung Note7 set my “Make America Great Again” hat on fire.

Donald Trump once fired contestant Maria Kanellis on “Celebrity Apprentice” for engaging in locker room talk. Trump was so appalled he did not even feel like grabbing her pussy.