A monocled badger living in a shepherd’s pie just voted for Brexit, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A viral video shows a celebrating Cleveland Cavalier fan eating dog poop. Dude. What are you doing? That’s why they have Taco Bell.

The rumor is the Donald Trump will pick Sarah Palin as his running mate. While my comedy dreams seem to be coming true, let me also say I will win a billion dollars in the lottery.

A Swedish soccer player was given a red card - kicked out of a game - for farting. It was the only moment of the game an American watching understood.

A Swedish soccer player was given a red card - kicked out of a game - for farting. In addition he was fined $500 for impersonating an Oakland Raider.  

A Swedish soccer player was given a red card - kicked out of a game - for farting. In addition, he was fined $1,000 for having smelt it and dealt it. 

Ben Affleck appeared to have a drunken meltdown on Bill Simmons HBO sports talk show, “Any Given Wednesday.” It was Affleck’s most embarrassing performance since “Batman Vs. Gigli.” 

A Wisconsin man was arrested for allegedly having sex with his co-worker’s golden retriever. He was charged with animal abuse, lewd conduct and impersonating a US congressman. 

AAA gave a hotel called Hotel California a 4 out of 5 rating. The problems were they were out of wine since 1969, there were voices down the corridor and the feast was hard to cut even with steely knives. 

A jury ruled Led Zeppelin did not steal “Stairway to Heaven.” I’m not so sure. When asked how he felt about the verdict, Jimmy Page said, “I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.”