Happy Father’s Day. Or as NBA players call it Happy “I’ll let this call go to voicemail” Day. 

Scott Baio, who played Chachi on “Happy Days,” told “Fox Business” he thinks President Obama is a Muslim. That’s great, but I am going to wait and hear what Tony Danza thinks. 

A new poll shows Congress’ approval rating is 2%. People are shocked. 2% approve of Congress?

A new poll shows Congress’ approval rating is 2%. You know you’re doing badly when you’re a point behind the margin of error. 

WNBA stars Phoenix Mercury’s Brittney Griner and Dallas Wings’ Glory Johnson had their first game together since their ugly divorce. People were so shocked. There is still a WNBA?  

Scott Baio, who played Chachi on “Happy Days,” told “Fox Business” he thinks President Obama is a Muslim. After all, Baio is our top actor/political mind until Dustin Diamond who played “Screech” in “Saved by the Bell” gets out of prison. 

An artist, Sarah Levy, used her own menstruating blood on a tampon to paint a portrait of Donald Trump. It was part of a period piece. 

Scott Baio, who played Chachi on “Happy Days,” told “Fox Business” he thinks President Obama is a Muslim. The great part of this is Scott Baio thinks people care what Scott Baio thinks. 

At a rally, Donald Trump said he felt like a super model times ten. And not just because he also makes beautiful women throw up. 

Donald Trump is being sued for taking tips of his Trump Soho hotel workers. A billionaire who stole waiter’s tips. Even ISIS is saying, “We’re bad, but we’re not “Stealing tips from waiters” bad.”

In Georgia, a man was arrested after he walked naked into a Waffle House. “I’m sorry,” said the man, “I thought I was in Florida.”

At a rally, Donald Trump, asked the crowd to shout-out who should be his running mate. So it’s official, the republican ticket is: “Trump/Deez Nutz 2016.”

In Georgia, a man was arrested after he walked naked into a Waffle House. On the bright side, it is nice to see that Tiger Woods is trying to date again. 

18-year-old, Kylie Jenner, is selling her 5-bedroom house for almost $4 mil. and has purchased a much larger $6 mil. mansion. Gosh, I hope this doesn’t affect Kylie’s hard-earned appreciation of the value of a dollar. 

18-year-old, Kylie Jenner, is selling her 5-bedroom house for almost $4 mil. and has purchased a much larger $6 mil. mansion. When I was 18, I had a bicycle my parents gave me and a “Playboy” magazine I had stolen.

18-year-old, Kylie Jenner, is selling her house for almost $4 mil. and has purchased a much larger $6 mil. mansion. To be fair, what 18-year-old girl can get by with just five bedrooms and a walk-in wine cellar that is practically tiny? 

Since you asked:

The ESPN documentary “OJ: Made In America” is great. OJ Simpson - post murders - dressed as Elvis in Las Vegas is the essence of everything that is wrong with our culture.

A story about Donald Trump giving a California waiter a $10,000 tip on an $83 bill turns out to be false. In fact, Trump is being sued for stealing tips from his Trump Soho hotel. The truth is Trump is a, A, notorious non-tipper. He also, B, orders steaks well done. And, C, he claims he does not drink. Strike three. 

There are two and only two reasons why a guy like Trump does not drink. 1, He had trouble with DUI's and he has quit, which is admirable, or 2, he's a pussy who can't handle it. The answer is 2.

Charlie Sheen told a story about how Donald Trump, at a restaurant, made a big show of graciously giving Sheen the diamond Trump engraved cufflinks off of his shirt for a wedding present. Sheen had them appraised. Turns out the cufflinks were cheap fakes.