Monday, September 14, 2015

Betty Cantrell, Miss Georgia, was crowned Miss America. That’s great, but did they even bother to look at Caitlyn Jenner’s audition DVD?

“Forbes” estimates the New England Patriots are worth $3.2 billion. And that is without adjusting for inflation. #Deflategate Joke

New York Giant QB, Eli Manning, signed an $84 mil. four-year extension. It could have been a five-year, $100 mil. extension, but Eli elected to pass on it way too soon.

Charlie Hunnam admits he regrets turning down the lead role in “50 Shades of Grey.” No kidding. “Hey, Charlie, how would you like to get paid millions to have kinky sex with a beautiful woman?” “Nah, I’m gonna pass. I have my Fantasy Football draft.”

One of the latest trends is anal tattoos. Do you ever get the impression there are people who just sit around and think up stuff to upset us?

Since you asked:

And the winner of the best one note solo is a three-way tie between the opening piano on “While My Guitar Gently Weeps,” and the guitars on Genesis’ “The Same” and Neil Young’s “Cinnamon Girl.”