The CDC reports a sharp increase in ADHD cases. The report goes on to say yadda, yadda, blah, blah, oh, sorry, I have to take this call.

The president of Guatemala, Otto Perez Molina, was jailed for millions in customs fraud. He thinks that’s bad? They also found out he used a private email.

Players at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, NY, have been bitterly complaining about the air conditioning being too cold in the locker room. “That must be awful,” said a single mother of three in a 105-degree apartment room in the Bronx.