Thursday, September 10, 2015

Donald Trump is in hot water this time for insulting Carly Fiorina’s face to “Rolling Stone” magazine. To her credit, Fiorina did not counter attack by comparing Trump’s face to the crabby apple tree on “The Wizard of Oz.”

It is hot. It is so hot in Las Vegas, Floyd Mayweather is scheduling another fight with Manny Pacquiao just to feel the breeze from his missed punches.

At the rally for anti-gay marriage Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis’s release from jail, they played “Eye of the Tiger.” Which is ironic because the “Eye of the Tiger” is an iconic gay sex act that costs an extra $500 in most gay brothels.

A 30-year-old woman in Waco Texas, stopped for a traffic drug bust, had a loaded pistol in her vagina. Even Florida thinks that’s crazy.

This woman put the Gangsta in G-spot.

A rare pink dolphin was sighted off the coast of Louisiana. And already Kim Davis wants to keep the pink dolphin from getting married.

Former Olympic runner, Suzy Favor Hamilton, has written a book about her secret career as a Las Vegas hooker. The former Nike athlete’s motto was “Just Do It. For $600 an Hour.”

Hillary Clinton has vowed to make her campaign more spontaneous and humorous. She made this announcement via an automated pre-recording.

Hillary Clinton has vowed to make her campaign more spontaneous and humorous. For example:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hillary who?

Hillary who wants to be president so bad, mark her words, bodies will go missing. Hahahahahahah.

Since you asked:

Donald Trump insults Carly Fiorina’s face to “Rolling Stone” magazine and then, the next day, said he did not insult her face. Trump is the fat little kid with chocolate all over his mouth who said he did not eat the candy bar. (Picture Stilwell Angel in “League of their Own”)

Believe me, I love Trump being in the campaign. It Trumps my hatred of him as an awful human being. And I get why he is leading the polls. People like the idea of a self-made rich, tough guy saying whatever the hell comes to his mind and thumbing his nose at corrupt politicians.

Here is the problem: Trump is nothing like a self-made, tough rich guy. He is a spoiled rich brat who was bullied. And now he wants to bully people back. There is simply nothing worse. He was born with a silver spoon in his fat face and he was the last kid picked for every sport. Now he is pretending to be the cool kid. He virtually explodes with self-satisfaction every time he talks.

Trump was a bratty rich bastard who needed to be straightened out. That is what military schools are designed for. For Trump to compare that to being in the military is like Paris Hilton comparing herself to Meryl Streep because she was in a Carl’s Jr. commercial.

Bullies, like Trump, are cowards and cowards are always found out. When the public figures out Trump is not tough, but a weakling and a liar, they will dump Trump faster than Trump declares bankruptcy.  

My prediction? Biden V. Romney.