Here is the kabizwhiz on the shabowohwow, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis, is in jail for contempt of court. On the bright side, Davis has been cast to play Shrek’s sister in “Shrek 5.”

Saturday Northwestern beat Stanford in the SAT bowl. The trash talking was unique: “I have it on impeccable authority your matriarch does not utilize the Oxford comma.”