This just in:

New York Jet QB, Geno Smith, is out with a broken jaw after being punched by linebacker Ikemefuna Enimkpali. Apparently Ikemefuna Enimkpali hates the nickname “Eye Chart.”

New York Jet QB, Geno Smith, is out with a broken jaw after being punched by linebacker Ikemefuna Enimkpali over a $600 plane ticket. I’m starting to think NFL stands for Not Functioning Lucidly.