Rolling Stones - She's So Cold 1980

I’m so hot for her, I’m so hot for her, I’m so hot for her and she’s so cold, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

(Sang by my jokes)

There is an app for marijuana users that determines how high they are. And there is an app for marijuana users that determines how high they are.

“ABC News” cites the latest problem of petextrians, every two hours a pedestrian dies in a texting or a cell-phone related accident. Or as scientists now call it: culling the herd.

Donald Trump is interested in buying a $100 mil Columbian soccer team called Atletico Nacional. But he would change their name to El Combo De Over .

Donald Trump is interested in buying a $100 mil Columbian soccer team called Atletico Nacional. His first move would be to put a retractable roof on the stadium like the one Trump has on his head.

Apparently the Donald in interested in starting another Chapter 11 in his life.

Marvel’s “Fantastic Four” had a terrible opening. Look for a smaller release of the sequel: “The Tepid Three.”