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Katy Perry is selling her $7 mil. home; Katy Perry’s house is just like the Zooey Deschanel’s house but with two huge mounds on the front lawn.

The USDA is adjusting its meat grading system. Now instead of Prime, Choice and Select, they are adding a new lower quality meat, Prime, Choice, Select and Downright Kardashian.

Houston Astros reliever, Lance Berkman, about to face the Chicago Cubs, said if they want to blow up Wrigley Field, he’ll push the button; the bad timing and stupidity of this statement have almost reached Bieber/Kardashian/Paris Hilton proportions.