Tuesday, February 15, 2011

This just in:

On Sunday, 60-year-old Bill Murray won the Pebble Beach Pro-Am, and 67-year-old Mick Jagger tore it up at the Grammys. Greatest day for old dudes since Medicaid covered Viagra.

How about that special moment at the Grammys when Justin Bieber went to hit that high note and his testicles dropped? Wasn't that special?