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We wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an’ feelin’ stealin’ all up in here, up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Let’s review: Nike stood by and supported Kobe Bryant during his rape trial, Tiger Woods during his sex scandal, and now Ben Roethlesberger who just dodged his second sexual assault charge. This keeps up, truth in advertising laws will change Nike’s name to: Nookie. "Just Do Her."


Congratulations to Brett Favre who became a grandfather. They are going to name the boy Brett. No, I guess they’re naming him Parker. No, now its back to Brett. Back to Parker. Wait, it’s Brett.


During the final round of the Masters, Tiger Woods looked like he was having about as much fun as a tax audit. Of course, we’ve all learned that golf isn’t really Tiger’s favorite thing to do, now is it?



Have you finished your taxes? I’m not sure about my accountant. He told Tiki Barber he could write off his conscience.


Former New York Giant, Tiki Barber, left his pregnant wife to be with his 23-year-old mistress. To be fair, the mistress is pretty hot, she’s been Tiger tested and approved.


Former New York Giant, Tiki Barber, left his pregnant wife to be with his 23-year-old mistress. Turns out Tiki is an old Polynesian word that means: Tiger.



The Pittsburgh Steelers traded troubled receiver, Santonio Homes, to the New York Jets. The trade includes a draft pick, a sexual assailant and a domestic violence criminal to be named later.


The Pittsburgh Steelers traded troubled receiver, Santonio Holmes, to the New York Jets. A guy with a history of arrests in nightclubs being sent to New York. Gosh, what could go wrong there?


A 13-year-old California boy is preparing to be the youngest person to climb Mount Everest; it is a bold and brave attempt to avoid the over-publicity of Miley Cyrus.


Since you asked:

After a nightmare nine hour drive in pouring rain and finally a blinding snowstorm, we, my family, and our good friends boarded/skied powder in Utah for three days. Actually, I was so exhausted I stopped after two, but went tubing for two hours on the third day.

Came back Friday, Saturday morning I surfed La Jolla Shores by myself and came home happily exhausted, had a sandwich and a beer then flopped on the couch to watch the Masters in Hi Def while they installed my brand new grill.

Is that heaven, or what?