What? I didn't make the t-shirt. But they kind of do

Don’t the NCAA finals, Duke and Butler, sound like a Seventies sitcom? “Starring Tony Randal as the Duke and Robert Guilluame as the Butler.”

“What happens when the Duke goes broke and has to move in with his Butler? Hilarity ensues, that’s what happens.


Sung to the tune of any perky/corny Seventies sitcom:


He’s the Butler, he’s his Duke

But a scam got the Duke duped

Now they're stuck there together

The broke Duke and his Butler




The Frickin' thing will write itself.


Michelle Dugger has 19 children all names starting in J. I believe the last one was called: Just-slid-out.