What don't I like about ordering steaks from Omaha Steaks? The quality is awesome, it is a great deal, you get a big box in the mail and you don't have to go shopping.


Slats and Nugs, whatever you do, do not buy meat from those dirtbags selling door-to-door. They always have a lie about a big order being canceled and that it is a great deal. What it really is a scam. I fell for it once many years ago and I don't even think it was meat from a cow it was so awful. Had to throw the whole pile away.

Since you asked:

We have two new winners of the "Douggie suck a bag-o-di@ks" award. This one goes out to the fugtard who parks her van in the red zone by the movie theater across from my daughter's school and then has her assnark friend pull up in her SUV and double park at the fire zone while they have a long chat, blocking traffic in both ways and not caring at all.