Sparky, our tree this year. Notice the Yellow Labrador tree angel?

Don't be bangin' my mash, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

If you’re still looking for the perfect present for your man, Burger King has a men’s cologne called Flame. And what guy doesn’t want to smell like a Flamer?


If you’re still looking for a present for your man, Burger King has a men’s cologne called Flame. It’s the perfect gift for the man who wants to smell like arteriolosclerosis and minimum wage.


A company in Dubai is continuing construction on a golf course designed by Tiger Woods; they drilled the first 15 holes easy enough, but then they crashed an SUV and are undergoing intense in-house marriage counseling.


Sports movies are hot now with the South African rugby story, “Invictus” and the football player bio “Blindside.” Look for the Tiger Woods biopic inspired by “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”; “Tiger Woods of the Falling Pants.”


Alex Rodriguez broke up with Kate Hudson because he felt she was using him for free publicity. That’s just one difference between me and A-Rod, I wouldn’t break up with Kate Hudson if she was using me to feed on my blood, bone marrow and soul.