May the winds of Odin blow Thor's Thunder past the mighty Free Mexican Air Force (It's Fantasy Football playoff thang)

I know, right, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?



Finally some good news for Tiger Woods, he picked up a new sponsor; the bad news? It’s the “Maury” show.


So far in the list of 14 women who have claimed to have sex with Tiger Woods we have two porn stars, several strippers, a couple hookers, cocktail waitresses and one pancake waitress. That’s not a sex scandal, that’s a Quentin Tarantino movie.


Rush Limbaugh said the black community is depressed because President Barack Obama is not doing a good job. Don’t forget, Rush Limbaugh knows as much about the black community as he knows running a marathon.

Jim and Michelle Duggar have had their 19th child, a girl name Josie. At this point OSHA has demanded Michelle’s vagina install a revolving door and an maximum occupancy sign.



Since you asked:
Pizza and brew with our awesome extended soccer family, then home for wine and "The Hangover."