A closer shot of the Labrador tree angel Hop, stop, drop and flop, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Yesterday was the shortest day of the year, unless you’re Tiger Woods’s publicist. Or his urologist.
The #1 box office hit, “Avatar” cost $500 million to make. $500 million? Apparently the film’s financial advisor was Bernie Madoff.
The most popular boys names for 2009 were Ethan, Noah and Logan. The least popular boy name for 2009? Tiger Madoff Gosselin.
The most popular girl names for 2009 were Emma, Olivia and Ava. The least popular girl name? Heidi Kate-plus-8 Omarossa.
A New Mexico woman claims a car crash altered her pelvis resulting in an insatiable sex drive. A car crash and a woman with an insatiable sex drive, sounds like Tiger Woods’s dream girl.
Rough year for Chicago Bear fans, QB, Jay Cutler tried to pass them holiday wishes, but they were intercepted and returned for a touchdown.
If you’re still looking for a good Christmas toy for your kids, you can’t go wrong with a Northwest Airlines Airplane bed. It puts your kids right to sleep.
First the State dinner crashers and then Georgia tourists mistakenly have breakfast with the President. It is so bad the White House secret service is changing their own code names to dumb-ass 1 through dumb-ass 10.
In “Avatar” for $500 million, they put electrodes all over the real actors and then digitally recreated the actor’s exact moves and expressions. Isn’t that like hiring an expensive prostitute to impersonate your wife going to sleep?
In “Avatar” for $500 million, they put electrodes all over the real actors and then digitally recreated the actor’s exact moves and facial expressions. The next film technology breakthrough? Actually filming the actors themselves. It will be amazing.
Since you asked:
“Miracle on 34th Street” is so great. Was everybody in 1947 a complete and utter cornball? That chubby kid, Alfred? He talked like a poor man’s James Cagney. “Look, see. Stop crackin’ wise, flat foot. Just ‘trow it on dah floooah.”
And everyone dressed so nicely in suits and hats and drank coffee and smoked pipes. The cars were so shiny. And the streets of New York? They were spotless. No traffic. It was amazing. But the funniest part? When both lawyers at the hearing agreed that the United States Post Office was efficient, profitable and well run.
Now that crap there is hysterical.
Fun thing to do while Christmas shopping? Find an old fashioned hat store, try them on and ask the salesman:
“Which one is best at keeping out radar waves from aliens trying to steal my plans to takeover the world?”
Yesterday was the shortest day of the year, unless you’re Tiger Woods’s publicist. Or his urologist.
The #1 box office hit, “Avatar” cost $500 million to make. $500 million? Apparently the film’s financial advisor was Bernie Madoff.
The most popular boys names for 2009 were Ethan, Noah and Logan. The least popular boy name for 2009? Tiger Madoff Gosselin.
The most popular girl names for 2009 were Emma, Olivia and Ava. The least popular girl name? Heidi Kate-plus-8 Omarossa.
A New Mexico woman claims a car crash altered her pelvis resulting in an insatiable sex drive. A car crash and a woman with an insatiable sex drive, sounds like Tiger Woods’s dream girl.
Rough year for Chicago Bear fans, QB, Jay Cutler tried to pass them holiday wishes, but they were intercepted and returned for a touchdown.
If you’re still looking for a good Christmas toy for your kids, you can’t go wrong with a Northwest Airlines Airplane bed. It puts your kids right to sleep.
First the State dinner crashers and then Georgia tourists mistakenly have breakfast with the President. It is so bad the White House secret service is changing their own code names to dumb-ass 1 through dumb-ass 10.
In “Avatar” for $500 million, they put electrodes all over the real actors and then digitally recreated the actor’s exact moves and expressions. Isn’t that like hiring an expensive prostitute to impersonate your wife going to sleep?
In “Avatar” for $500 million, they put electrodes all over the real actors and then digitally recreated the actor’s exact moves and facial expressions. The next film technology breakthrough? Actually filming the actors themselves. It will be amazing.
Since you asked:
“Miracle on 34th Street” is so great. Was everybody in 1947 a complete and utter cornball? That chubby kid, Alfred? He talked like a poor man’s James Cagney. “Look, see. Stop crackin’ wise, flat foot. Just ‘trow it on dah floooah.”
And everyone dressed so nicely in suits and hats and drank coffee and smoked pipes. The cars were so shiny. And the streets of New York? They were spotless. No traffic. It was amazing. But the funniest part? When both lawyers at the hearing agreed that the United States Post Office was efficient, profitable and well run.
Now that crap there is hysterical.
Fun thing to do while Christmas shopping? Find an old fashioned hat store, try them on and ask the salesman:
“Which one is best at keeping out radar waves from aliens trying to steal my plans to takeover the world?”
Here are some signs you may have a fake copy of “It’s A Wonderful Life” on DVD:
George Bailey sends Mary Hatch a sexy text message saying he’s gonna Buffalo gal her tonight.
The town tramp, Violet Bick, accuses George Bailey of being her baby daddy on “Maury.”
Bert-the-cop and Ernie-the-cab-driver come out of the closet together and get engaged on a very special “Ellen.”
The Bailey Building and Loan gets TARP bailout from the treasury.
When George Bailey yells at his kids, Tommy calls Child Protective Services.
Italian Americans object that Martini the- bar-owner is an Italian American stereotype.
The town tramp, Violet Bick, reveals she had a lengthy and torrid affair with Tiger Woods.
Annie, the Bailey’s maid, is played by Cedric the Entertainer.
In a fever-induced haze, Zu Zu Bailey punches “Jersey Shore’s” Snookie in the face.
Bert-the-cop and Ernie-the-cab-driver sue “Sesame Street” for copyright infringement.
The town tramp, Violet Bick, accuses George Bailey of being her baby daddy on “Maury.”
Bert-the-cop and Ernie-the-cab-driver come out of the closet together and get engaged on a very special “Ellen.”
The Bailey Building and Loan gets TARP bailout from the treasury.
When George Bailey yells at his kids, Tommy calls Child Protective Services.
Italian Americans object that Martini the- bar-owner is an Italian American stereotype.
The town tramp, Violet Bick, reveals she had a lengthy and torrid affair with Tiger Woods.
Annie, the Bailey’s maid, is played by Cedric the Entertainer.
In a fever-induced haze, Zu Zu Bailey punches “Jersey Shore’s” Snookie in the face.
Bert-the-cop and Ernie-the-cab-driver sue “Sesame Street” for copyright infringement.
posted by Alex at
3:54 PM
<< Home