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Seven more solo sex tapes made by former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have emerged. Boy, you’ve got to hand it to Carrie, she sure as hell does.


Did you see how confused Larry King was when Carrie Prejean got furious when he asked her questions? Larry hasn’t been that confused since he interviewed John Adams thinking it was Sam Adams.


Carrie Prejean says there is nothing wrong with Christians getting breast implants. You know the part of the bible called the book of Deuteronomy? The passage about implants is in the book of Hooteronomy.


Seven more sex tapes made by former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have emerged. There is something really odd about her sex tapes, I just can’t put my finger on it.

Seven more sex tapes made by former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have emerged. Apparently Prejean is a French word that means: own best friend.


Hooker-hiring disgraced ex-New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer, is teaching an ethics class at Harvard. Its right down the hall from Donald Trump’s class on hair care.


Have you seen the Carrie Prejean “Larry King Live” interview? Prejean called Larry’s question inappropriate. Larry King hasn’t been inappropriate since he went to Thomas Jefferson’s inauguration without a powdered wig.


Carrie Prejean called Larry King’s questions inappropriate. Apparently Prejean is also the only person in the country who doesn’t know Larry King takes caller’s questions and she got mad. “Hello Poughkeepsie do you have a question for this bimbo.” Now that’s inappropriate.


Seven more sex tapes made by former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have emerged; apparently Carrie Prejean has some experience in the Mexican food service area, ‘cause this girl knows how to fix a taco.


Seven more solo sex tapes made by former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have emerged. This girl flies solo more than Charles Lindberg did.



President Barack Obama is in China. In the time it took to tell that, Carrie Prejean has come out with three more sex tapes.

Since you asked:

It takes a really big man to come out and admit when he was wrong, so I am not going to do that.

But I will admit I am going to pump the brakes a bit on my criticism of the two Taylors, Swift and “New Moon” Lautner. The first Taylor charmed on her monologue song and showed some comedy chops on “SNL.”

The second Taylor turns out is a Marshall arts champ who could kick my narrow tuchus, and he threw a tight spiral to Jerry Rice on “The Jay Leno Show” something Robert Pattinson could not do if he tried until Kristen what’s her name is in menopause. Stewart.