I'm not a car guy, but if I was rich, I would own a car like this.

We gonna run the fun up in this right here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Minnesota Viking Brett Favre beat his old team the Packers in Green Bay 38-26. Favre is getting up there, after the win the team dumped a bucket of Metamucil on his head.

Favre is getting up there, In honor of Favre, the Vikings team bus always leaves its turn signal on.

Minnesota Viking Brett Favre beat his old team the Packers in Green Bay 38-26. Favre is getting up there, after the game the ball reeks of Ben Gay and Vicks Vapo rub.

Favre is getting up there, before he calls the signals, he looks at the defense and yells; “You punks get off my lawn.”

Mel Gibson and his girlfriend had a baby Shiksha. Mazel tov. Such a blessing you shouldn’t believe, oy vay.

The US’s Mebrathom Keflezeghi, won the New York Marathon; when you spell check the name Mebrathom, the correction suggestion is marathon. And when you spell check Keflezeghi the suggestion is: Gesundheit.

The Chicago Cubs have become the first pro sports team to have an openly gay part owner, Laura Ricketts. But that’s if you don’t count the Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis who is always looking for ways to screw his players.

And there is no truth to the rumor that Laura Ricketts wants the Cubs to start playing softball.