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Maine voted against gay marriage. In a related story, there is a sudden plummet of sales of Maine’s lobsters, antiques and L.L. Bean’s women’s comfort camper boots.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; I thought it was unnecessarily mean the way the judge issued the sentence while playing the song “Mustang Sally.”
On Twitter, Paris Hilton showed a picture of her in a huge limo. How huge? The limo was so big it fit Paris and her vagina.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; I thought it was unnecessarily mean the way the judge issued the sentence while playing the song; “Back in the saddle again.”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; look for the movie based on this; “My Friend With Benefits, Flicka.”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; I’d give anything to see the look on his cellmate’s face when he answers; “So what are you in for?”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; that’s a pretty stiff sentence for South Carolina, the guy wasn’t even related to the horse.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; the judge suspected he was guilty when he asked the guy his age and he stomped out the answer with his foot.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; when asked if he had sex with a mare, the man became indignant and said; “Of course, I’m straight.”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; this was also the first ever case of sexually transmitted hoof and mouth disease.
Since you asked:
Last night decadent to the point of pure evil. A couple-o-San Diego Sunsets (Mount Gay rum, coconut water and squeeze of lime on rocks) Argentine grilled filet mignon topped with fresh crap meat and drizzled with roasted garlic mustard butter, and glass or two of Cabernet and a good movie, Blu ray of “Taking of Pelham 123.” Two words: boo and yah.
Maine voted against gay marriage. In a related story, there is a sudden plummet of sales of Maine’s lobsters, antiques and L.L. Bean’s women’s comfort camper boots.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; I thought it was unnecessarily mean the way the judge issued the sentence while playing the song “Mustang Sally.”
On Twitter, Paris Hilton showed a picture of her in a huge limo. How huge? The limo was so big it fit Paris and her vagina.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; I thought it was unnecessarily mean the way the judge issued the sentence while playing the song; “Back in the saddle again.”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; look for the movie based on this; “My Friend With Benefits, Flicka.”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; I’d give anything to see the look on his cellmate’s face when he answers; “So what are you in for?”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; that’s a pretty stiff sentence for South Carolina, the guy wasn’t even related to the horse.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; the judge suspected he was guilty when he asked the guy his age and he stomped out the answer with his foot.
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; when asked if he had sex with a mare, the man became indignant and said; “Of course, I’m straight.”
A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse; this was also the first ever case of sexually transmitted hoof and mouth disease.
Since you asked:
Last night decadent to the point of pure evil. A couple-o-San Diego Sunsets (Mount Gay rum, coconut water and squeeze of lime on rocks) Argentine grilled filet mignon topped with fresh crap meat and drizzled with roasted garlic mustard butter, and glass or two of Cabernet and a good movie, Blu ray of “Taking of Pelham 123.” Two words: boo and yah.
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