Did this after surfing on Sunday

Kirstie Alley is coming back to TV. I think the show is called “C.S.I.: Arby’s.”


A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years for having sex with a horse; wow, for South Carolina that is a harsh sentence, that must have been one ugly horse.


Carrie Prejean, dropped her lawsuit against Miss California when pageant attorneys revealed an explicit video of Prejean performing sex acts on herself. Let’s just say Prejean may be opposed to same sex marriage, but clearly she has no problem with same sex with herself.


Carrie Prejean, dropped her lawsuit against Miss California when pageant attorneys revealed an explicit video of Prejean performing sex acts on herself. Let’s just say it looks like Prejean took it literally when pageant officials told her to go screw herself.


A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years for having sex with a horse; of course the man denies this, he claims he was just riding the horse really, really badly.


Philadelphia Phillie fans are still reeling from the World Series loss to the New York Yankees; gosh, I hope this doesn’t make those kind, forgiving and supportive Philadelphia fans bitter and hostile.


A South Carolina man was sentenced to three years for having sex with a horse; wow, that is a harsh sentence, in Oklahoma they call sex with a horse: “Bonding out on the trail.”


Florida police became very emotional about finding the baby in the box after several days; you know who also became emotional over the baby in the box? Roman Polanski, he cried; “Oh, thank you, it’s the perfect gift.”