And here I thought I invented the Fabreze shower, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Rumor has it Stephen Tyler has quit Aerosmith. And if you’ve seen Stephen Tyler recently, you know he is going to join the Indigo Girls.
Steroid-disgraced slugger, Sammy Sosa is noticeably whiter since undergoing skin lightening procedures. In fact, Sammy is getting so white he bought a John Legend CD.
It’s fashion week in Pakistan. That’s sort of like NASCAR week in San Francisco.
In an interview, Blackeyed Peas singer, Fergie, said she likes to have sex with women, but she prefers well-endowed men. And with Chastity Bono, she can have both.
Wednesday we honored the brave people who sacrificed themselves to save the rest of us; and besides the guys who date Madonna, let’s hear it for our military.
For the third time in 13 months, this time a United Airlines pilot was kicked off his flight for being too drunk to fly. Between those sleeping Northwest pilots and drunk pilots, flying is so scary it is turning me as white as Sammy Sosa.
“Sesame Street” is 40 years old. You can tell the characters are getting older. Remember Oscar the Grouch? He’s the friendliest one now.
Steroid-disgraced slugger, Sammy Sosa is noticeably whiter since undergoing skin lightening procedures. Among the side effects of being whiter, Sammy has noticed skin sensitivity to sunlight, an increase in rashes and an uncontrollable desire to eat bologna and watch NASCAR.
Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is writing a book; but, if you take out the words “whatever” and “like” and “I’m all” and “as if” and “OMG” it’s more like a pamphlet.
You’ve seen the clip of New Mexico’s women’s soccer player, Liz Lambert, throwing a Brigham Young player to the ground by her pony tail. The fight probably continued to the showers with a towel-snapping fight and then some wrestling in the steamy shower until they made up and hugged and lathered each other up with soap and . . . I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
Rumor has it Stephen Tyler has quit Aerosmith. And if you’ve seen Stephen Tyler recently, you know he is going to join the Indigo Girls.
Steroid-disgraced slugger, Sammy Sosa is noticeably whiter since undergoing skin lightening procedures. In fact, Sammy is getting so white he bought a John Legend CD.
It’s fashion week in Pakistan. That’s sort of like NASCAR week in San Francisco.
In an interview, Blackeyed Peas singer, Fergie, said she likes to have sex with women, but she prefers well-endowed men. And with Chastity Bono, she can have both.
Wednesday we honored the brave people who sacrificed themselves to save the rest of us; and besides the guys who date Madonna, let’s hear it for our military.
For the third time in 13 months, this time a United Airlines pilot was kicked off his flight for being too drunk to fly. Between those sleeping Northwest pilots and drunk pilots, flying is so scary it is turning me as white as Sammy Sosa.
“Sesame Street” is 40 years old. You can tell the characters are getting older. Remember Oscar the Grouch? He’s the friendliest one now.
Steroid-disgraced slugger, Sammy Sosa is noticeably whiter since undergoing skin lightening procedures. Among the side effects of being whiter, Sammy has noticed skin sensitivity to sunlight, an increase in rashes and an uncontrollable desire to eat bologna and watch NASCAR.
Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is writing a book; but, if you take out the words “whatever” and “like” and “I’m all” and “as if” and “OMG” it’s more like a pamphlet.
You’ve seen the clip of New Mexico’s women’s soccer player, Liz Lambert, throwing a Brigham Young player to the ground by her pony tail. The fight probably continued to the showers with a towel-snapping fight and then some wrestling in the steamy shower until they made up and hugged and lathered each other up with soap and . . . I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
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