Monday, November 02, 2009


Square up, paddle hard and go left or right, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Police in Arkansas are searching for the thief who stole two tractor trailer loads of tampons; the culprit is described as armed and bitchy.



Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco, formally Chad Johnson, has a biography out. It is pretty interesting, he talks about how mad he was when he found out his new name in Spanish, Ochocinco, really means: donkey’s girlfriend.


I had a bad dream last night, I dreamt I went dressed as a Northwest pilot and feel asleep and missed Halloween.


ESPN’s Steve Phillips was fired over an affair with a co-worker, and now he is in sex addiction rehab. See, for me, sex addiction is like a gambling addiction: it’s only a problem if you’re not scoring.


ESPN’s Steve Phillips was fired over an affair with a co-worker, and now he is in sex addiction rehab. Fooling around on your wife is a serious illness, it’s called John Edwardsosis.


ESPN’s Steve Phillips was fired over an affair with a co-worker, and now he is in sex addiction rehab. Here is my question, if sex addiction is really a disease, wouldn’t Paris Hilton be dead?


There is a petition circulating among 2-5 Washington Redskins fans to fire the owner, Daniel Snyder. How do you screw up being an owner? All you have to do is have your check clear.


There is a petition circulating among 2-5 Washington Redskins fans to fire the owner, Daniel Snyder. Snyder is also an investor in amusement parks, which is odd when you consider Snyder is too short to get on any of the rides.


How old is that Philadelphia Phillies manager, Charlie Manuel? Every time they show him in the dugout he looks like he is about to yell at the players: “You punks get off my lawn.”