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Uh, no Governor, that’s not, oh forget it
There was an embarrassing moment during the Vice Presidential debates when Sarah Palin said; “Why, did you know that, here in St. Louis, I can see the country of Illinois?”

Same thing
On the debut of “Survivor” the censors failed to cover it up when a contestant’s penis flopped out during the show. The same thing happened once on “The View” to Rosie O’Donnell.

It was the biggest penis to flop out on live TV since Ryan Seacrest hosted “American Idol.”

I got mixed up
You have to feel for the Chicago Cubs. Imagine waiting over a hundred years for your big chance . . . no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s John McCain.

At least he has that
A man is suing a Maryland doctor for accidentally stapling his rectum shut preventing him from defecating for 17 days. On the bright side, after not defecating for 17 days, the man was so full of it he was named an honorary U.S. congressman.

Quick
The latest OJ Simpson trial is set to go to the jury. Wow, that’s quick. By this time in the first OJ trial we had just barely learned prosecutor Marcia Clark wasn’t wearing panties in court.