This just in:

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis fired his coach, Lane Kiffin and then slandered the coach at a press conference to avoid paying his contract. In terms of class acts, this ranks above OJ Simpson’s treatment of his ex-wife and below John Edward’s late hotel run with his mistress.


Afterwards Davis slathered himself with rancid rat fat and then slithered into the sewer to romance a blind alligator.