It got to get it going on, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Pulitzer heads up
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. Yikes. Trying to write a script with Paris Hilton is like trying to paint a mural with Stevie Wonder.
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. This could make entertainment industry history as the first script ever created via text messages.
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are going to team up to write a scripted series. In fact, Paris has already written 100 pages. But really only four pages if you take out the words “like” and “whatever.”
Not good
To give you an idea how bad the economy is, today in Washington, a congressman’s bribe bounced.
Go figure
“Newsweek” revealed that John McCain owns 13 cars. And all of them have their left turn signal left on.
The critics have spoken, sort of
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. “I bet that will be brilliantly written” said absolutely nobody.
This thing wrote itself
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. Paris has already written her first script in only seven words: “Get naked. Have sex. Look stupid. Repeat.”
Fuhgetaboutit, Gramps
The oldest living person in New Jersey passed away at 111; that’s not the most amazing part. Do you know how the 111-year-old New Jersey man died? Whacked by the mob.
How old is he?
Not to exaggerate how old John McCain is, but when McCain first got to Washington DC. George Washington called it: Me D.C.
Those were the days
On this date in 1776, Nathan Hale’s last words, before being executed by the British, were; “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” Which beats our nation’s current motto; “Excuse me, this is an important call.”
Like dog years
Happy Birthday to Amy Winehouse, she turned 25. Which is 65 in Winehouse years.
Happy Birthday to Amy Winehouse, she turned 25. To celebrate Amy had that thing on her head blow out her birthday cake candles.
That was a good one
The HBO mini series “John Adams” won 13 Emmys including the episode titled; “John Adams Welcomes John McCain to Washington.”
Well crafted
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. Paris has already written her first script in only seven words: “Get naked. Have sex. Look stupid. Repeat.”
Pulitzer heads up
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. Yikes. Trying to write a script with Paris Hilton is like trying to paint a mural with Stevie Wonder.
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. This could make entertainment industry history as the first script ever created via text messages.
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are going to team up to write a scripted series. In fact, Paris has already written 100 pages. But really only four pages if you take out the words “like” and “whatever.”
Not good
To give you an idea how bad the economy is, today in Washington, a congressman’s bribe bounced.
Go figure
“Newsweek” revealed that John McCain owns 13 cars. And all of them have their left turn signal left on.
The critics have spoken, sort of
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. “I bet that will be brilliantly written” said absolutely nobody.
This thing wrote itself
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. Paris has already written her first script in only seven words: “Get naked. Have sex. Look stupid. Repeat.”
Fuhgetaboutit, Gramps
The oldest living person in New Jersey passed away at 111; that’s not the most amazing part. Do you know how the 111-year-old New Jersey man died? Whacked by the mob.
How old is he?
Not to exaggerate how old John McCain is, but when McCain first got to Washington DC. George Washington called it: Me D.C.
Those were the days
On this date in 1776, Nathan Hale’s last words, before being executed by the British, were; “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” Which beats our nation’s current motto; “Excuse me, this is an important call.”
Like dog years
Happy Birthday to Amy Winehouse, she turned 25. Which is 65 in Winehouse years.
Happy Birthday to Amy Winehouse, she turned 25. To celebrate Amy had that thing on her head blow out her birthday cake candles.
That was a good one
The HBO mini series “John Adams” won 13 Emmys including the episode titled; “John Adams Welcomes John McCain to Washington.”
Well crafted
Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are getting together to write a scripted series. Paris has already written her first script in only seven words: “Get naked. Have sex. Look stupid. Repeat.”
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