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A storm by any other name
Tropical storm Fay continues to hit Florida. That is my secret phobia, getting killed by a storm with a silly name. “He died in a storm? How awful, which one? Tropical Storm Buffy? Ha!”

Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
President Bush met Michael Phelps at the Olympics and touched his gold medal; there was an embarrassing moment when Bush suggested Phelps should have his medal bronzed.

Not a total loss
Remember the scientists who claimed they found Big Foot frozen in ice? Turns out it was just a rubber monkey suit. But it wasn’t a total loss. Jimmy Hoffa was wearing the monkey suit.

For a limited time
The Michael Phelps trading card is going for $500. Act now and you can collect the entire 4 x 100 USA freestyle gold medal relay team trading cards of Michael Phelps and those three other guys for $501.


What has he done lately?
The endorsement offers are pouring in for Michael Phelps. Honestly, I can’t see why. The guy hasn’t won a gold medal in over three days.

Way to put a pretty bow on the package, Lex
Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day, five times more than the average adult male. So Phelps doesn’t just spend a lot of time at the pool, he’s also busy dropping his kids off at the pool.