Tuesday, August 19, 2008

This just in:

Now, I don’t want to say the Chinese women’s gymnast, He Kexin, is younger than the 16-year-old Olympic age minimum, but her pre-Olympic bio-video clip was a sonogram.


No, Lex, tell us how you really feel
After winning a great silver medal in the Olympics, US pole vaulter, Jenn Stuczynski, got an angry rebuke from her coach, Rick Suhr. See now, I missed the part where the coach physically assisted on her vaults, because, to me, it looked like he was just sitting on his big dumb fat ass watching her amazing efforts just like everyone else.