This just in:

We had an earthquake in L.A. It was shaking so much Lindsay Lohan fell off of her girlfriend.

We had an earthquake in L.A. It was shaking so much it knocked over the video recorder during Paris Hilton’s last sex tape.

We had an earthquake in L.A. It was shaking so much there were small cracks in Cher’s forehead.

Disgraced gambling NBA ref Tim Donaghy has been sentenced to 15 months in prison for fixing games. But I still don’t think Donaghy gets it, today he offered 4-1 odds that he will be out in six months on good behavior.

Brett Favre has sent the NFL a letter of reinstatement. And if the letter of reinstatement to the NFL works, the Oakland Raiders should try it.