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You got that right
Eliot Spitzer is going to investigate if he is a sex addict. If sexual addiction was really a disease I would have spent my sophomore year in college in intensive care.
Oh, so it was an honest mistake . . .
On Saturday, a U.S. Airways pilot accidentally discharged his handgun while landing in Charlotte N.C. It was a misunderstanding. When his co-pilot shouted “Take a shot” he meant tequila.
Do the math because he can’t
Steroid-squealer Jose Conseco wrote a book that claims he introduced Alex Rodriguez to a steroid dealer and that A-Rod hit on Jose’s then-wife. This is Conseco’s second book which brings the tally to two more books he’s written than he has read.
Good for him
How about this new Governor of New York, David Patterson? First he admits he had numerous affairs in a Days Inn, then he admits he smoked pot, and now he says he did cocaine. This guy may be legally blind, but that doesn’t stop him for spotting a good party.
Uh, no sir, that’s not, oh forget it
A Brazilian madam said Eliot Spitzer paid to watch other people have sex; it was a little embarrassing when President Bush heard this story he said; “Wow, I know that Spitzer guy hired a lot of hookers but a Brazilian madams? That’s more than a million.”
Viva La France
The first lady of France, Carla Bruni, is furious that her first official visit to England coincides with the highly publicized auction of a nude photo of her. The photos are pretty suggestive. Let’s just say it gave me an Eiffel tower when I looked at Carla’s Champs Elysees.
Yuck
Surgeons at the University of California at San Diego created medical history by removing a man’s appendix through his mouth. Lucky for him he didn’t have hemorrhoids.
Or something like that
Hillary Clinton claimed on a 1996 celebrity trip to Bosnia, upon arriving, she had to duck sniper fire which witnesses said was not true. Now Hillary’s spokesperson said Hillary misspoke. Yeah, and Eliot Spitzer miss poked.
Lame Duck
Hillary Clinton claimed on a 1996 celebrity trip to Bosnia, upon arriving, she had to duck sniper fire which witnesses said was not true. Hillary claims it is true, she even remembers wearing her Kevlar pantsuit.
That’s sweet
In suburban Chicago, Aurora police busted a prostitution ring. The suburban Chicago hookers are a little different, afterwards they send you a nice handwritten thank you note.
You got that right
Eliot Spitzer is going to investigate if he is a sex addict. If sexual addiction was really a disease I would have spent my sophomore year in college in intensive care.
Oh, so it was an honest mistake . . .
On Saturday, a U.S. Airways pilot accidentally discharged his handgun while landing in Charlotte N.C. It was a misunderstanding. When his co-pilot shouted “Take a shot” he meant tequila.
Do the math because he can’t
Steroid-squealer Jose Conseco wrote a book that claims he introduced Alex Rodriguez to a steroid dealer and that A-Rod hit on Jose’s then-wife. This is Conseco’s second book which brings the tally to two more books he’s written than he has read.
Good for him
How about this new Governor of New York, David Patterson? First he admits he had numerous affairs in a Days Inn, then he admits he smoked pot, and now he says he did cocaine. This guy may be legally blind, but that doesn’t stop him for spotting a good party.
Uh, no sir, that’s not, oh forget it
A Brazilian madam said Eliot Spitzer paid to watch other people have sex; it was a little embarrassing when President Bush heard this story he said; “Wow, I know that Spitzer guy hired a lot of hookers but a Brazilian madams? That’s more than a million.”
Viva La France
The first lady of France, Carla Bruni, is furious that her first official visit to England coincides with the highly publicized auction of a nude photo of her. The photos are pretty suggestive. Let’s just say it gave me an Eiffel tower when I looked at Carla’s Champs Elysees.
Yuck
Surgeons at the University of California at San Diego created medical history by removing a man’s appendix through his mouth. Lucky for him he didn’t have hemorrhoids.
Or something like that
Hillary Clinton claimed on a 1996 celebrity trip to Bosnia, upon arriving, she had to duck sniper fire which witnesses said was not true. Now Hillary’s spokesperson said Hillary misspoke. Yeah, and Eliot Spitzer miss poked.
Lame Duck
Hillary Clinton claimed on a 1996 celebrity trip to Bosnia, upon arriving, she had to duck sniper fire which witnesses said was not true. Hillary claims it is true, she even remembers wearing her Kevlar pantsuit.
That’s sweet
In suburban Chicago, Aurora police busted a prostitution ring. The suburban Chicago hookers are a little different, afterwards they send you a nice handwritten thank you note.
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